A Fine Romance

	  		

A7  D   Cdim     A7 Fdim 
A fine romance with no kisses 
 F#m7  Bm7     G  G/F# A7/13 A7 
A fine romance, my friend, this is 
 D     D7M      D7      G  G/F#   Cdim  A7 
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes 
  D6            B7       G#m7      F#7 B7 
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes 
A7  D  Cdim         A7    Fdim 
A fine romance, you won't nestle; 
  F#m7 Bm7       G   G/F# A7/13   A7 
A fine romance, you won't   wrestle 
    D       A7    D7        D9  Am7    B7 
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France  
Em7       Fdim   F#m7   B7   Em7       A7/9-   D  
I haven't got a chance  this is a fine romance  
A7 D   Cdim      A7 Fdim 
A fine romance, my good woman 
 F#m7     Bm7       G  G/F# A7/13  A7 
My strong, aged in the wood    woman 
   D6           B7        G#m7    F#7   B7 
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean 
  D6             B7       G#m7    Gdim   F#7    B7 
At least the y flap their fins to express  emotion 
A7 D   Cdim       A7  Fdim 
A fine romance, with no clinches 
 F#m7   Bm7      G  G/F#  A7/13   A7 
A fine romance with no   hitches 
  D    A7    D7        D9  Am7   B7 
You never give the orchids I send a glance 
Em7     Fdim      F#m7    B7   Em7       A7/9-   D  
No, you like cactus plants   this is a fine romance