Hezza

Homelander Choir

Hezza

Keyboard chords Intermediate level Intermediate
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Intro 
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Oh, were here to sing the praises of a legend true 
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They can sing better than me and you, oh yes its true (oh yes it's true) 
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Were the Homelander Choir and we love to sing for you 
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Oh, hes the king of the screen, the best youve ever seen 
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Sneajer oh Sneajer our tiktok machine 
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But what is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator 
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Is blud Einstein? Well find out later 
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Clock strikes twelve, midnight arrives 
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Cock your guns and sharpen your knives 
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Hezzas the master, the greatest Splatoon player, 
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The smoothest stride, the sharpest looks, the ultimate slayer 
 

 
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Oh were getting high on the hypotenuse today 
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A ninety degree dangle, hip hip hooray 
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The longest side is grand, bringing joy to the land 
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With Sneakers O Toole the finest brand 
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From the Stay Tuned Burger in the Vegas heat 
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To the golden age of flavor that cant be beat 
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Yes sir, yes sir, were high on potenuse 
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The potenuse is high,     way up in the sky 
 

 
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Six-Seven kid, just one more game 
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Hey dude man Im a dude man and Hezzas the name! 
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Our collars are blue, our necks are red 
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But they wont take our potenuse away, at least not yet! 
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The inklings and octos, covered in goo 
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in a twenty-twenty turf war, what can you do? 
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Release the burrito torpedo, watch it go! 
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Our mother ate fries in the six-seven car, dont you know? 
 

 
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Coffee spelled backwards is eefoc and thats funny 
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Get Hezza to fifty-thousand followers hes number one 
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Root toot toot, were the Homelander Crew 
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With eight free pizzas from our choir to you. 
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We bought a property in Egypt, oh so grand 
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While getting high on Lee-Kee bum, best in the land 
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Adrians shop gives a haircut for a quarter 
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A marvelous trim for every son and daughter. 
 

 
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Evan Burger his last name is a food 
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The Mcdonalds sussy boy is in a mood! 
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Drink a monster energy eat a pizza pie 
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While Sneajers barbershop reaches for the sky 
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Those green shoes, theyre lactose intolerant its true, 
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Sneakers O Toole the finest shoe for you, dont take them off 
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Keep them on tight, even at Freddy Fazbears in the middle of the night! 
 

 
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Oh were getting high on the hypotenuse today 
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A ninety degree dangle, hip hip hooray 
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The longest side is grand, bringing joy to the land 
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With Sneakers O Toole the finest brand 
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From the Stay Tuned Burger in the Vegas heat 
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To the golden age of flavor that cant be beat 
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Yes sir, yes sir, were high on potenuse 
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The potenuse is high,     way up in the sky 
 

 
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Oh, were here to sing the praises of a legend true 
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They can sing better than me and you (oh yes its true) 
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Oh were here to sing- 
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Oh were here to sing the praises of a legend true 
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Oh were here to sing the praises of a legend true 
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Oh were here to sing the praises of a legend true 
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Oh we're here to sing the praises of a legend    true 
 

 
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Oh the hills of Wales and the scenic views 
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Hezzas colorful stains are the latest news 
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Im not taking my sneakers off, Im Sneakers O Toole! 
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A comical fellow, a legendary fool! 
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Stay tuned get the burger, and follow the king 
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The Homelander Choir has no more to sing 
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  Goodbye my Coney Island baby 
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