Belgium

	  		


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We arrived really late at night 
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And we found a place to sleep under a small patch of trees 
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We didn't set up our tent that night 
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We just put sleeping bags right down in the weeds 


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The ground was covered in thorns 
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But the ground was dry and the ground was warm 
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And we could see the stars at night 
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So we knew we'd be alri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight 


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I heard some footsteps approaching the fence 
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So I picked my head up to get a look at it 
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It was the most monstrous cow I'd ever seen 
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With eyes like a devil burnin' straight into me 


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And I knew that if it could 
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It would hop over that fence and crush us with its hoofs 
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And I knew that we were in deep 
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Eighty days left, I'm glad that you are here with me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e 


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We woke up the next morning to discover 
     E              D 
Our true enemy was beneath us the whole time 
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There were slugs all over our sleeping bags 
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And everywhere they went they left a trail of slime 


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And we packed up our things, we walked into town 
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Into a town I'd never heard of before 
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We ate fries in a Medieval market, 
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Of thousands of sauces 
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I chose ketchup of course 
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Of course, of course, of course, of cour- 


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Hung around for a few days then headed out 
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On our way we got dropped off without wanting to be 
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In the city where most of the world's diamonds are made 
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But the city of treasures and sparkly things 


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Didn't hold many splendors for you and me, 
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Just mean old ladies in the McDonalds bathroom that wanted us to pay to pee