Please Operator (Could You Trace This Call)

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Please operator  
  
Could you trace this call  
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Find out where I'm drinkin'  
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Which dirty beer hall  
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Send a cab driver  
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To call for me here  
   C  
No need to describe me  
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Cause I ain't all here  
  
    C  
She told me to get lost  
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And that's what I did  
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But I've done it so well  
  
I don't know where I hid  
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And she swore that she never  
  
Will see me again  
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Hell I'll never find me  
  
In the shape that I'm in  
  
Refrão  
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Please operator  
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Could you trace this call  
    F  
Find out where I'm drinkin'  
      G          G7    
Which dirty beer hall  
F  
Send a cab driver  
   C           Am  
To call for me here  
   C  
No need to describe me  
      G           C  
Cause I ain't all here  
  
    C  
Now I had to ask myself  
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If I were me  
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And I was out drinkin'  
  
Well where would I be  
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Then I thumb nailed the label  
  
And there I appeared  
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Hiding out in a bottle  
  
Behind a 3-day old beard  
  
Repete Refrão  
  
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Well I may be lonely  
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But, I'm never alone  
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Cause I've been beside myself  
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Since she's been gone  
  
F  
Please operator  
      C  
Could you trace this call  
     F  
Find out where I'm drinkin'  
      G          G7  
Which dirty beer hall  
F  
Send a cab driver  
   C           Am  
To call for me here  
   C  
If he can't find me  
     G         C  
I'll buy him a beer  
  
F  
Please operator  
      C  
Could you trace this call  
     F  
Find out where I'm drinkin'  
      G          G7  
Which dirty beer hall  
F  
Send a cab driver  
   C           Am  
To call for me here  
C  
I'll be beside myself  
G            C  
Pourin' down beer  
  
Repete e termina