B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh B E Mum and Dad, I met a girl, she's got great teeth and she's marrying me C#m F# Abm And she's a great cook, she's about to finish writing her fifth book B E Mum and dad, she paints as well, she wrote her own theory of relativity C#m F# Abm It's better than Einstein's, oh and she's all mine B E Mum and dad, I love her more, than I've ever loved anything, and you should hear her sing, C#m F# Abm she's got a record deal, and if she leaves me I won't heal B E Mum and dad, she found a way, to put an end to global warming, during our breakfast just this morning C#m F# Abm She's getting a Nobel Prize, she's the best damn woman alive (small note on the chorus, if you play the F# as the 9th fret A barre chord shape and the second F# as an 2nd fret E shape barre chord it will fit in with the bass better) B F# B F# Abm And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B F# B F# Abm She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B F# B F# Abm She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B F# B F# Abm She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B F# B F# Abm She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B E Mum and dad, I met a girl, she says she's gunna be my wife and complete my life C#m F# Abm She's got a science degree, we fell in love at university B E Mum and dad, this one's got brains, and she's so damn smart, knows Shakespeare off by heart C#m F# Abm Her dad's a doctor, so glad I got her B Mum and dad, she's an active member of Greenpeace E She's from an educated home, and she plays the trombone C#m F# Abm Makes my heart tingle, she's trilingual B E Mum and dad, she's curing cancer, and you can meet next week C#m F# Abm She's coming down to make a speech on stem cells, I think the wedding is gunna go well B F# B F# Abm And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B F# B F# Abm She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B F# B F# Abm She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B F# B F# Abm She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... B F# B F# Abm She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... Guitar Solo (same chords as chorus)