Written by Douglas Wieselman
Intro Bm( Bm Em F#m Bm )Bm Em F#m Uniqua: I must be ready to face that bandit! Bm Em F#m I must be ready, my friends demand it! D My focus must be sharp, my paddle must be steady F#m Bm But most of all, I must be ready!( Bm Em F#m )Verse 1:
Em Whack, whack, whack, goes my horse's tail! Em Smack, smack, smack, I will prevail! Em F#m Whap, whap, whap, I'm almost set.....! Em Bm F#m Bm Bap, bap, bap, I'm not ready yet! I'm not ready yet!( Bm Em F#m Bm )Bm Em F#m I must be ready to face that bandit! Bm Em F#m I must be ready, my friends demand it! D My focus must be sharp, my paddle must be steady F#m Bm But most of all, I must be ready!Verse 2:
Em Wham, wham, wham, I need more practice! Em Slam, slam, slam, so I'll use this cactus! Em F#m Go, go, go, I'll work and sweat Em F#m Bm F#m Bm No, no, no! I'm not ready yet! I'm not ready yet!( Bm Em F#m ) ( Bm Em F#m ) ( Bm Em F#m )Bridge:
(Spoken) It looks like a storm's a-coming It's not a regular storm, It's a hailstorm!Bm Em F#m I must be ready to face that bandit! Bm Em F#m I must be ready, my friends demand it! D My focus must be sharp, my paddle must be steady F#m Bm But most of all, I must be ready!( Em F#m ) Em Boom, boom, boom and pow, pow, pow! Em Bm Em Bm Tarnations, I'm ready now! I'm ready now! ( Bm Em F#m )Verse 3:
Em Rat, tat, tat, I'm getting stronger! Em Now take that, won't be much longer!Final Bm Em F#m BmBm Em F#m So now, I'm ready to face that bandit! Bm Em F#m So now, I'm ready, just like I planned it! D My focus is so sharp, my paddle is so steady F#m Bm F#m Bm But most of all, I'm truly ready! I'm truly ready!