Degrassi

 
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Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi 
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And the children in attendance were all fat and sassy 
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Except for one little boy, and his name was Rick 
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People pushed him around until he turned into a prick 
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And took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun 
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To Degrassi, to have himself a little bit of fun 
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And bang, shot Jimmy, and pointed it at Emma 
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With Sean in the way, oh, what a big dilemma 

 
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But then Rick died, and everything was fine 
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Except Ashley's kinda freakin' out cause Craig lost his mind 
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And proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes 
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But Ashley refused, and what a big surprise 
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When he cried like a baby, and went back to his hotel 
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And fucked up the room, and stuck Joey with the bill 
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Then he went to a wedding, and acted like a whore 
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Then he kicked Joey's ass, and then he cried a little more 

 
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Hey, remember back when Manny and JT were going out? 
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And JT was doing good, but then began to doubt 
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That his little stack of dimes could measure up to Craig's 
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When he saw it in the locker room between Craig's legs 
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So in order to get him out of his romantic slump 
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Some black kid gave him a magic penis pump 
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But Manny found out, and to make matters worse 
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It turned out that Mr. Raditch used it first 

 
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Well Paige got raped, and Marco is gay 
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Spinner gets boners and farts all day 
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Toby is a dork, and Liberty is too 
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Snake's got cancer up the wazoo 
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Sean's on his own, and Ellie likes to cut 
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Alex is a bitch, and Manny is a slut 
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Emma's kinda whiny, and Terri got hit 
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Hazel doesn't ever seem to do jack shit 

Outro: 
 
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Degrassi is my favorite thing 
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When the theme song plays I always have to sing 
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I hope that it never goes off the air 
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I'd even miss Spinner's hair