Striptease

Intro:
F F5 Ab F Fm Ab F Ab F Fm Ab 

 
F                                          C   F  Ab 
You're a wannabe stripper with a microphone 
Fm                                F5                           Ab 
And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes yeah 
F5                                                  Eb Ab 
You're a waste of three minutes and a dance routine 
Fm 
And your daddy had to buy the record company 
 

 
Db 
Guess I'll be the bad guy 
Eb 
So get mad at me 
Db                             Db 
I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks 
 

 
Fm 
You ain't no Madonna 
Ab 
No you ain't no pop queen 
        Bb                   Db            C 
You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi 
F                              Ab 
Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing 
Bb 
You think that you're the real deal 
Db                     
You're nothin' but a strip tease 
 

Interlude: 
Eb 
Bb       Ab 
Sta-sta-strip tease 
Eb F Ab 

 
F                                     Eb Ab 
I can only listen to you in a magazine 
Fm 
You're the reason there ain't music on MTV 
 

 
Db                            Eb 
I got a stack of ones, but it ain't for your CD 
Db                         Eb 
I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks 
 

 
F 
You ain't no Madonna 
Ab 
No you ain't no pop queen 
        Bb                   Db            C 
You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi 
F                              Ab 
Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing 
Bb 
You think that you're the real deal 
Db 
You're nothin' but a strip tease 
 

Interlude: 
Bb 
Sta-sta-strip tease 

F Fm Bb Db Eb 

Middle: 8 
Fm          Ab  Bb       Db C 
So take it off nice and slow 
Fm     Eb   Bb    Db  Eb 
Or take it off my radio 

 
F5* 
Now you ain't no Madonna 
N.C. 
No you ain't no pop queen 
Ab                          Bb 
You're just a pre-Madonna fuckin' all the paparazzi 
F                              Ab 
Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing 
Bb 
You think that you're the real deal 
Db                    C 
You're nothin' but a strip tease 
 

F 
You ain't no Madonna 
Ab 
No you ain't no pop queen 
        Bb                   Db            C 
You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi 
F                              Ab 
Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing 
Bb 
You think that you're the real deal 
Db                    Ab 
You're nothin' but a strip tease 
 

Outro: 
F 
F            Fm 
Sta-sta-strip tease 
Ab              F 
Sta-sta-strip tease 
Fm             Ab 
Sta-sta-strip tease 
Fm                 Ab   Fm F 
You're nothin' but a strip tease