Luckiest Loser

Intro: 
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Man, you're really one heck of a guy 
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Best friend since junior high 
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You showed me Playboy for the very first time 
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That was rad 
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We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row 
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I pierced your ear right before the show 
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We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know 
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Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun 
Em 
Did you fall in love 
           A 
Or did you just wanna get some? 


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That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion 
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I know you know she used to be my girl 
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You better run for cover 
             A 
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb 
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And did I mention that you both suck.com 
Em         G          A 
Now you're stuck with her 
     Em    G       A 
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar 
  Em         G            A 
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser 


Interlude:
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I met her at a kegger, passed out in the yard 
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Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard 
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6 months later, she crashed my car 
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That was rad 
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She's got a glow from her spray on tan 
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Marilyn Manson is her favorite band 
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I really think she might worship Satan 
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Not a band 
G                       D 
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun 
Em 
Did you fall in love 
           A 
Or did you just wanna get some? 


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That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion 
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I know you know she used to be my girl 
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You better run for cover 
             A 
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb 
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And did I mention that you both suck.com 
Em         G          A 
Now she's stuck with you 
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Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo 
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Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper 
Em         G            A 
Guess that makes me the luckiest loser 


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Mel Gibson, Danny Glover 
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You deserve each other 
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A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home 

To meet your mother 
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She was a superstar 
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Back seat of my car 
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Those days are over 
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Now life goes on, yeah 
G                        D 
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun 
Em 
Did you fall in love 
           A 
Or did you just wanna get some? 


D                           A 
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion 
Bm                          G 
I know you know she used to be my girl 
    D 
You better run for cover 
             A 
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb 
Bm                         G 
And did I mention that you both suck.com 
Em         G          A 
Now you're stuck with her 
     Em    G       A 
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar 
     Em     G        A 
Like number two on a pooper scooper 
  Em         G            A 
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser 
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