Intro: D Bm A G D Bm A GVerse 1:
D Bm A G Man, you're really one heck of a guy D Bm A G Best friend since junior high D Bm A G You showed me Playboy for the very first time D Bm A G That was rad D Bm A G We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row D Bm A G I pierced your ear right before the show D Bm A G D Bm A G We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know G D Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Em Did you fall in love A Or did you just wanna get some?Interlude: D Bm A G D Bm A GD A That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion Bm G I know you know she used to be my girl D You better run for cover A 'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb Bm G And did I mention that you both suck.com Em G A Now you're stuck with her Em G A Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar Em G A I guess that makes me the luckiest loserVerse 2:
D Bm A G I met her at a kegger, passed out in the yard D Bm A G Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard D Bm A G 6 months later, she crashed my car D Bm A G That was rad D Bm A G She's got a glow from her spray on tan D Bm A G Marilyn Manson is her favorite band D Bm A G I really think she might worship Satan D Bm A G Not a band G D Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun Em Did you fall in love A Or did you just wanna get some?D A That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion Bm G I know you know she used to be my girl D You better run for cover A 'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb Bm G And did I mention that you both suck.com Em G A Now she's stuck with you Em G A Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo Em G A Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper Em G A Guess that makes me the luckiest loserBridge:
Bm Mel Gibson, Danny Glover G You deserve each other D A A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home To meet your mother Bm She was a superstar G Back seat of my car D Those days are over A G Now life goes on, yeah G D Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Em Did you fall in love A Or did you just wanna get some?D A That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion Bm G I know you know she used to be my girl D You better run for cover A 'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb Bm G And did I mention that you both suck.com Em G A Now you're stuck with her Em G A Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar Em G A Like number two on a pooper scooper Em G A I guess that makes me the luckiest loser D Bm A G D Bm Luckiest loser A G D Bm Luckiest loser A G D Bm A G Luckiest loser
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