Drunk Sluts

	  		
Intro: G  C  G  C (2x)

verse 1 
G                    C                G 
Don't understand the gals I meet much lately 
G                A7              D7     C 
Never sure quite what they wanna hear 
            G              C              G              C 
They're all hittin' up the club, drinkin' real expensive bub 
G            D7           G     C G 
All I really wanted was a beer 
 
      D              C          G 
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts 
D                               C                             G 
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts 
     C                            G                       C 
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me 
G                  C                  G 
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
 


verse 2 
G                         C                 G 
They say the girls comin' up these days are looser 
G                          A7                D7      C 
One date with them they'll let you spend the night 
  G                 C            G                       C 
I click on the internet, watch a million different porno clips 
    G               D7                 G       C G 
And so far, I ain't seen the same girl twice 

      D              C          G 
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts 
D                               C                             G 
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts 
     C                            G                       C 
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me 
G                  C                 G 
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts 



Bridge 
D 
I know I'm gettin' older 
          Em                C 
But every gal can't be like these 
D 
Don't get me wrong I like to fuck 
         Em                  A7      C 
But it's easier sometimes to pee 


verse 3 
G                         C           G 
Girls these days want the DJ, not the singer 
     G                     A7                D7     C 
Some douchebag scratchin', dressed up like a moose 
    G                 C                  G                  C 
I'm too distracted to flirt, they're all wearin' real short skirts 
     G             D7                    G 
If I squint, I can pretty much see their cooch 


      D              C          G 
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts 
D                               C                             G 
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts 
     C                            G                       C 
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me 
G                  C 
Now I only seem to meet 
G                      C 
Doesn't give a shit to me 
G                  C          G 
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts 



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