Marlboro Miles

Intro: 
E A E B E 


 
         E 
How many Marlboro Miles is it to heaven 
  A 
I guess I'll probably find out 
         B 
When I'm laying in the arms of the good Lord coughing 
                                E 
I'll have to put this cigarette out 
        E 
Cause I know heaven ain't got my brand 
            A 
And there's probably no smoking in the promised land 
         E 
How many Marlboro Miles is it to heaven 
B             E 
Nobody really knows 
 

 
           A 
The police know how many beers you gotta drink to go 
    E 
You knock back enough to blow a point 4-0 
B 
Doctors know the dangers of alcohol 
          E 
And we're all getting high on cholesterol 
         A 
But when cigarettes kill me, I guess I'll quit 
    E 
But heaven ain't a place for a nicotine fit 
              B 
Maybe they'll have a dip of Skoal and a place to spit 
B 
I'll have my pastor Philip Morris check on it 
 

 
         E 
How many Marlboro Miles is it to heaven 
  A 
I guess I'll probably find out 
       B 
When I see the ultra light at the end of the tunnel 
                                E 
I'll have to put this cigarette out 
    E 
But my left arm, It ain't killing me yet 
        A 
So hand me my lighter and a cigarette 
         E 
How many Marlboro Miles is it to heaven 
B             E 
Nobody really knows 
 

 
         E 
How many Marlboro Miles is it to heaven 
  A 
(Coughs) 
B 
Laying in the arms of the good Lord coughing 
                                 E 
I'll probably put this cigarette out 
        E 
Cause I know heaven won't (coughs) 
    A 
(Coughs) in the promised land 
         E 
How many Marlboro Miles is it to heaven 
B             E 
Nobody really knows 

(Repeat Chorus and fade out with more coughing)