Flipper Boy

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He?s got no legs 
he?s got no arms 
Em 
flipper boy is full of fear 
Am 
He swims in a fish tank 
he?s star of the show 
Em 
mermaids he spears 
Am 
Flipper boy is three foot high 
Em 
he?s got no lips or ears 
    Am 
But when flipper boy has finished his shift 
   Em 
he drinks twenty pints of beer 

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Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! (x2) 

     Am 
Well Flipper boy?s a vampire 
   Em 
he wants to drink your blood 
Am 
When flipper boy he smiles at you 
Em 
it?s not with love 
Am 
He?s got no fingers just got claws 
Em 
he wants to cut your throat 
Am 
Flipper boy drinks your blood 
Em 
on it his stomach bloats 

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Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! (x2) 

Am 
Flipper boy has got no teeth 
Em 
but Flipper boy he is mean 
Am 
Flipper boy is star of the show 
        Em 
when he speaks he is obscene 
Am 
Mermaids don?t last long in his tank 
Em 
each one he molests 
     Am 
Well Flipper boy hates everyone 
         Em 
but as a freak he is best 

        Am           Em 
Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! 

Am 
Flipper boy is a dirty boy 
Em 
flipper boy has a big cock 
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But every whore that?s fucked flipper boy 
Em 
fucks him with their eyes shut 
Am 
Flipper boy is a freak 
Em 
in his mind as well 
Am 
With all the poison that he thinks 
Em 
Flipper boy is going to Hell 

        Am          Em 
Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy!(x4) 

Flipper boy is going to Hell! Flipper boy is going to Hell!