Count To Three

Intro 
D 
Is this what you've been waiting for? 
                   Dm    Dm Bb 
Say "One, two, and four"! 
Dm 
(You're bound to count to one, two) 
Dm 
(You're bound to count to one, two) 
Dm 
(You're bound to count to one, two) 
Bb                A 
(Guess what comes after) 

 
A 
Hi again, I'm Gabe N 
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A fan of shooters, wizard of computers 
Dm 
And a handsome man! 
Dm 
Your grandfather used to blather 
Dm 
'Bout him a thousand years ago 
Dm 
Wasn't easy, keeping busy 
Dm 
Every season brings another reason not to make a game! 
Dm 
Oh, why bother, just another 
Bb 
Wasted day in studio 
 

 
             D 
I had it all but tried new things, true 
                 Dm 
It didn't get us very far 
G                       D 
Between controllers and machines, you 
A 
Still picked a rusty old crowbar! 
G                     D 
Nobody sees beyond my charming self 
A soul thats never truly free 
G                         D 
So, just for onc, forget the summer sal 
                   A            Gm 
And give it up for Half-Life... Alyx 
 

 
                        Dm 
The valve's been stuck, corroded by the money 
Gm                 D 
Has not been oiled for years 
G              Dm          Bb 
We didn't even hope to see it running 
Gm 
But now you're bound to learn how to 
                              Dm 
But now you're bound to learn how to 
Dm 
This time you're bound to count to 
Dm 
Three! 
Dm 
(You're bound to count to one, two) 
Dm 
(You're bound to count to one, two) 
                               D 
(You're bound to count to one, two) 
(Guess what's coming after) 
 

 
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Well, here we are again 
                        Gm 
Except we're long forgotten 
            D 
My circuits niggling up 
         A 
And down my spine 
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He said, "it's worth the wait" 
D                               Bb 
His weight keeps pressing harder 
      D 
But Alyx gave us hope 
           A 
Well rise and shine! 
 

 
A 
For soulless card games 
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And hardware releases 
            A       D 
The light's been turning green 
          A 
Life gave you lemons 
Dm 
Take them out the freezer 
Gm 
This time youre bound to learn how to 
This time youre bound to learn how to 
Bb 
This time youre bound to count 
 

 
The numbers are intimidating 
C                         D 
It's hard to give a fresh new start 
Bb 
When everyones anticipating 
C                  D 
Another masterpiece of art! 
If this machine keeps playing dead, we 
Dm 
May end up on the other side 
Gm 
So hold on to all your hats, lets 
A 
Show 'em a triple-A done right! 
 

 
Gm          A 
The valve's been stuck 
Dm                   Bb 
Corroded by the money 
          A    Dm 
But after many years 
Gm         A 
We can't believe the 
Dm             Bb 
Engine started running 
G                                D 
This time he's bound to count to three! 
 

 
G 
Full steam ahead 
      Dm 
We'll end this idle running 
Bb 
Let's give the valve a spin! 
G                      Dm 
We've got some work to do 
        Bb 
So take this, honey! 
Gm 
This time you're bound to learn how to 
This time you're bound to learn how to 
Bb               Dm 
This time you're bound to count to 
      A Dm Bb Dm 
Three!