Every Kinda Everything

 
D 
Well, I know we're different and this might sound heavy 
        G 
But I'm thinking I'm a Ford and, baby, you're a Chevy 
D                                    A 
That's OK, I can appreciate any good car 
          D 
Can't you tell by the way I've been bumping your bumper 
         G 
That I'm following close, tryin' to be your lover 
D                           A                      D 
Ain't gonna hurt ya, honey, that's what a bumper's for 
 

 
D 
Well, I know you don't like the same things I do 
            G 
Still, I'll stick to you like Elmer's white glue 
           D                                           A 
And I'm so sticky that you'll never get me off of your hands 
D 
Even if you try to wash me away 
          G 
I'll just stick around and clog up your drain 
D                                   A                  D 
I hate to have to tell you, but I'm one of your future plans 
 

 
               G 
Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish 
       D 
You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish 
A                            C 
Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady 
      F          C         D 
And I ain't even joking at all 
 

 
D 
Well, you might not like it, baby, let me tell ya 
          G 
You're my favorite flower and I love to smell ya 
D                                          A 
Pretty as a starfish sticking to the ocean floor 
          D 
You're my sweet and I can't get enough 
          G 
You're an Oreo cookie with double stuff 
D                          A                  D 
I'm so fat on you, I won't ever get skinny no more 
 

 
               G 
Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish 
       D 
You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish 
A                            C 
Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady 
      F          C         D 
And I ain't even joking at all 
      F          C         D 
No, I ain't even joking at all 
       F          C         D 
Said I ain't even joking at all 
              F                C              D 
Why would you think that I was even joking at all?