No Beard No Good

	  		 C  G      F  G 
No beard, No good 
         C        G              F        G 
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood 
             C           G        F            G 
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could 
          C    G              F     C 
You've got no beard and you're, no good 

                C                     G 
Well there's a beardless man in the flat next door 
      F                     D                C 
I've never spoken to him before and I never will 
G                 F 
until he grows a beard 
               C                    G 
and there's a beardless man in the flat below 
     F                        D               C 
I ignore him when he says hello and I always will 
G                 F 
Until he grows a beard 
                  G 
Until he grows a beard 

 C  G      F  G 
No beard, No good 
         C        G              F        G 
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood 
             C           G        F            G 
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could 
          C    G              F     C 
You've got no beard and you're, no good 

C   G 
Well there's a beardless boy playing in the street 
F   D   C 
I pass him and I spit at his feet, it's his own fault 
G   F 
He should have had a beard 
C   G 
And there's a beardless girl I broke her heart 
F   D   C 
I also keyed her car, it's her own fault 
G   F 
She should have had a beard 
G 
She should have had a beard 

 C  G      F  G 
No beard, No good 
         C        G              F        G 
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood 
             C           G        F            G 
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could 
          C    G              F     C 
You've got no beard and you're, no good 

C   G 
Well there's a beardless banker, he calls me on the phone 
F   D   C 
He asks me to pay back my loan, but I won't 
G   F 
Not until he grows a beard 
C   G 
And there's a beardless man, he calls me son 
F   D   C 
He asks me to dinner but I never come, and I won't 
G   F 
Not until he grows a beard 
G 
Until he grows a beard 

 C  G      F  G 
No beard, No good 
         C        G              F        G 
There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood 
             C           G        F            G 
And you can tell me you can't I know that you could 
          C    G              F     C 
You've got no beard and you're, no good