Ballroom Troopers

[Intro ]
N.C. 
Two! Three! Four! Five! 
F                  Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
F                         Bb 
(Goin to the underground) 
F                  Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
F                         Bb 
(Goin to the underground) 


 
Dm              Bb 
Catch me, Im a butterfly 
Dm              Bb 
Slice me, Im a piece of pie 
Dm             Bb 
Wear me, Im a shiny suit 
Dm             Bb 
Peel me, Im a passion fruit 
Dm 
Tie me, Im a length of rope 
Bb 
Slide me, Im an icy slope 
Dm 
Lift me, Im a head of stone 
Bb 
Bite me, Im a juicy bone 
Dm 
Queen bee, Im a day in the sun 
Bb 
Trace me, cause Im on the run 
Dm 
Fill me, Im an empty box 
Bb                       F 
Crash your boat, Im the loving rocks! 
 

 
F                          Bb 
Movin up from time to time 
F 
Hear us coming, hear the sound 
Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
F                           Bb 
One night only, dont be shy 
F 
Dont be lonely, Im your guy 
Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
N.C. 
Two! Three! Four! Five! 
 

 
Dm             Bb 
Roll me, Im a dollar bill 
Dm             Bb 
Drop me, Im a happy pill 
Dm              Bb 
Scold me, Im a naughty boy 
Dm               Bb 
Play me, Im the latest toy 
Dm 
Hear me, Im a boogie tune 
Bb 
Blow me, Im a big balloon 
Dm 
Rub me, Im a genies lamp 
Bb 
Lick me, Im a postage stamp 
Dm 
Breathe me, Im a cooling breeze 
Bb 
Use me, do what you please 
Dm 
Hold me, Im a bag of fun 
F                              Dm 
Squeeze me, Im a trigger of a gun! 
 

 
F                          Bb 
Movin up from time to time 
F 
Hear us coming, hear the sound 
Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
F                           Bb 
One night only, dont be shy 
F 
Dont be lonely, Im your guy 
Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
F                  Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
F                        Bb 
(Goin to the underground) 
F                  Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
F 
(Goin to the underground) 
 

 
F 
A butterfly, a piece of pie 
F 
A shiny suit, a passion fruit 
F 
A length of rope, an icy slope 
F 
A heavy stone, a juicy bone 
F 
A dollar bill, a happy pill 
F 
A naughty boy, the latest toy 
F 
A boogie tune, a big balloon 
F 
A genies lamp, a postage stamp 
F 
A cooling breeze, do what you please 
F 
A bag of fun, a trigger of a gun 
 

 
F                          Bb 
Movin up from time to time 
F 
Hear us coming, hear the sound 
Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
F                           Bb 
One night only, dont be shy 
F 
Dont be lonely, Im your guy 
Bb 
(Ballroom troopers) 
 

Outro 
F                              Db 
(Dont be lonely, Im your guy) 
            F 
Okay folks, its time to pack your bags! 
Db 
(Ballroom troopers) 
F                              Db 
(Dont be lonely, Im your guy) 
                         F 
Were heading out on the slow-boat to China! 
Db                 F 
(Ballroom troopers)