Little Tiny Mustache

	  		G 
You are the love of my life so it cuts like a knife 
D 
When I feel that I'm being mislead 
G 
I'm a little concerned for I recently learned 
D 
Of the swastika tatoo on your head 
 
G 
And it makes you smile when you hear sieg heil 
D 
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard 
G 
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Marten boots 
D 
And you quoted Mein Kampf in our fifth anniversary card 
 
G              C       D 
I think you're a Nazi baby, 
G 
Are you a Nazi? 
G              C       D 
I think you're a Nazi baby, 
G 
You could be a Nazi 
 
G 
You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials 
D 
And you watch them whenever they're airing 
G 
I guess I should have known when you bought a new bone 
D 
For your puppies named Goerbels and Goerring 
 
G 
You showed up late for our very first date 
D 
I said I how are you, you said "White Power" 
G 
Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed 
D 
When you ask me if I'd like to shower 
 
G         C 
Are you a Nazi? 
G 
Don't be lyin', baby 
G         C 
Are you a Nazi? 
G 
Are you anti-zion maybe? 
 
G 
Your every dress is monogrammed "SS" 
D 
You hold an aryan picnic and bash 
G 
And I get irate when you say I'd look great 
D 
If I wore a little tiny mustache

G
Your social politics say that races don't mix
D
And you call it pure blood pollution
G
When I feel sad, you say its not so bad,
D
For every problem theres a final solution
 
G         C 
Are you a Nazi? 
G 
Give me an answer baby, 
G         C 
Are you a Nazi? 
G 
You drive a friggin' Panzer, baby 
 
G 
You say that love is blind 
D 
So how could I have guessed? 
G 
But then again I met you 
D 
At the Vagner Fest 
 
G              C 
I know you're a Nazi, 
G 
And that's why I'm leavin' 
G              C 
'Cause you're a Nazi, 
G 
As sure as my name is Stephen Gold-Berg-Stein