Ye Olde Folke Twatte

Intro: 
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         "Only the best for the Captain's table!" 
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I used to have a skateboard, but I couldn't proper gnarly, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe, 
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Then I had a Vespa, that thing blew up down College Road, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe. 
 

 
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Away, haul away, walk me through the car wash, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe, 
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Away, haul away, think I've lost me marbles, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe. 
 

 
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I used to have a Bedford van, that got nicked one winter's night, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe, 
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Then I had a Renault, turned out it was a piece of shite, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe. 
 

 
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Away, haul away, walk me through the car wash, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe, 
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Away, haul away, think I've lost me marbles, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe. 
 

Interlude: 
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Louis was the King of France, before the Revolution, 
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Then he had his head chopped off, it spoiled his constitution, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe. 
 

 
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Away, haul away, walk me through the car wash, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe, 
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Away, haul away, think I've lost me marbles, 
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Away, haul away, haul away Joe. 
 

Outro: 
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