Aimless Christmas Dads

Intro 

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Aimless Christmas Dads 

 
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Meandering round shopping centres late on Christmas Eve. 
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Their baskets filled with all the shit that other people leave. 
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A confused zombie apocalypse of Toms and Jims and Steves. 
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So tip your hat to the Aimless Christmas Dads 
 

 
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Wandering up the strip mall like the ghost of Christmas past did 
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Stretched out his arm at Walmart and fwipped it all in his basket, 
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A funky sponge, a chocolate orange and a pair of reading glasses 
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Pat yourself on the back 
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To the Aimless Christmas Dads 
 

 
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Flicks through sexy lingerie in an offensively wrong size, 
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Never fancied crotchless underwear? Maybe nows the time to try? 
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All of this stress could be avoided if he'd got to know his wife 
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Now here we are 
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With a leather sequined garter and a children's training bra 
 

 
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Aimless Christmas dads 
 

 
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He'll wake on Christmas morning with his presents stacked so high 
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A signed football from his favourite team that scored the winning try 
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A personalised license plate 
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The whiskey glass from their first date 
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And Mum will see her gift set from the Body Shop and sigh 
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As she stands there in her children's training bra with one boob hanging out 
 

Outro 
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Aimless - wish this Dad would read a gift list 
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Aimless Christmas Dads.