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Intro X2 
              G    C        B7   C 
     
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     e|-----------------------------------| 
          B|-----------------------------------| 
          G|-----------------------------------| 
          D|-------2-0-2-0--1-1--2-0-2-0-------| 
          A|--2-2--3-3-3-3--2-2--3-3-3-3-------| 
          E|--3-3-----------0-0----------------| 

G    C                     B7         C 
 Hey, mom and dad I'm a real dick and I hope you know that 
G    C                        B7          C 
Hey, mom and dad I'm a piece of shit and I hope you know that 
G    C                     B7          C 
Hey, mom and dad I'm a real bitch and I hope you know that 
G    C                  B7         C 
Hey, mom and dad I'm a real... dick, dick 

G C B7 C x2 

G    C                B7         C 
Hey, Samuel I'm a real fuck and I hope you know that 
G    C                 B7         C 
Hey, Charlie I'm a real wuss and I hope you know that 
G    C                  B7         C 
Hey, Caroline I'm a real puss and I hope you know that 
G    C                B7         C 
Hey, Pierce I'm a real cock and I hope you know that 
G    C                        B7         C 
Hey, Rachel I'm real sissy ass clown and I hope you know that 
G    C                    B7         C 
Hey, everyone I'm a real sucker and I hope you know that 

G C B7 C x2 

G C         B7      C 
Hey, extended family I suck a lot of dick 
G        C       B7         C 
Hey, everybody at school I'm a total piece of shit 
G        C     B7         C 
Hey, everyone who I didn't mention, fuck me 
G        C     B7         C 
Hey, everybody I love, fuck me, yeah