Robyn Ottolini

If Hell Were A Bar

Robyn Ottolini

Guitar chords Easy level Easy
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Intro: 
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I thought if hell were a bar 
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Bartender wouldn't know my first name 
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Probably mix me up some watered down drink 
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Cut me off before I even caught a buzz 
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Say I'm done 
 

 
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I thought if hell were a bar 
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Jukebox would play every song that I hate 
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Ten dollars wouldn't even get me George Strait 
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And last call would be half past eight 
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Oh, but wait 
 

 
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If hell were a bar, it'd be you walking in 
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Introducing me to her like we're just old friends 
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Telling me how you met saying she was heaven sent 
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Then you having the nerve to ask me how I've been 
 

 
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My smile would be fake and you'd chalk it up to fate 
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I'd say it's getting late but order one more anyway 
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It'd look a lot like exactly where we are 
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Her hangin' off your arm 
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This is it, boy, if hell were a bar 
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If hell were a bar 
 

 
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If hell were a bar 
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I'd be standin' in this bathroom lightin' 
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While that couples taking their sweet time in 
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That stall that I wish I could hide in or cry in 
 

 
               D                        Em 
If hell were a bar, it'd be you walking in 
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Introducing me to her like we're just old friends 
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Telling me how you met saying she was heaven sent 
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Then you having the nerve to ask me how I've been 
 

 
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My smile would be fake and you'd chalk it up to fate 
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I'd say it's getting late but order one more anyway 
     D                Em 
It'd look a lot like exactly where we are 
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Her hangin' off your arm 
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This is it, boy, if hell were a bar 
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If hell were a bar 
 

 
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I'd be sending up a prayer to the man upstairs 
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Or anyone who'd listen, anyone who'd care 
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Begging them to get me the (hell) out of there 
 

 
               D                        Em 
If hell were a bar, it'd be you walking in 
                  G 
Introducing me to her like we're just old friends 
                   D                         Em 
Telling me how you met saying she was heaven sent 
                    G 
Then you having the nerve to ask me how I've been 


   D                             Em 
My smile would be fake and you'd chalk it up to fate 
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I'd say it's getting late but order one more anyway 
     D                Em 
It'd look a lot like exactly where we are 
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Her hangin' off your arm 
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This is it, boy, if hell were a bar 
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   If hell were a bar 
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