Intro: B
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Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
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Who brought back their permission slip
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Because I know nobody wants to stay home
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While the rest of us go out and make a day of it
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Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside (larararara)
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And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride (lararará!) 
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They're starting something, and I don't want to begin it
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They're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found
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And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes
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And so I guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes
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around
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Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
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Well I don't need to ask my friends
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Because I know mine was fastened to my jawbone
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Thanks to all those nights and weekends
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When it comes to relationships (i'm the dumbest one)
And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone)
Your illustrations always point out just whats wrong with me
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It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry
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It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
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It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
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It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
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chemistry.
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Can I relate to you the way you relate to me
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Can you help me out with my chemistry
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I dont want to be perceived the way I am
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I just want to be perceived the way I am
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