The Ugly One (live)

	  		
 
 

Verse 
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Well my buddy Scotty 
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He was feeling kinda down 
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A fork tongued woman 
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Done run him in the ground 
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I took him to the bar 
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We were scoping the room 

Verse 
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We spotted a couple girls 
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And said hey y'all 
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One was a fox 
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The other was a dog 
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So I said Scotty boy 
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Here's what I'm willin' to do 

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I'll take the ugly one 
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The one who looks 
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Just like Atilla the Hun 
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That drug store perm 
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And them long red hairs on her chin 
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I'll be glad to take 
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One for the team 
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I'm pretty sure you'd 
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Do the same for me 
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Yeah I'll take the ugly one brother 
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Ain't I a damn good friend
 

Verse 
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Then Scotty said Ray man 
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We can find two more 
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That homely thing looks like 
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She could chew through a door 
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I'd never expect you to go 
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And do such an unselfish deed 

Verse 
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I said nonsense brother 
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You need to see what its like 
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To get your world rocked 
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By that sweet thing tonight 
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I'll chat up her sidekick there 
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Don't you worry bout me 

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I'll take the ugly one 
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somebodys daughter's 
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Looking more like a son 
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How'd she squeeze that behind 
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In them high waisted Wal-Mart jeans 
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I bet shes rocking 
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Granny panties tonight 
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Lord I hope nobody 
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Turns on the lights 
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Yeah I'll take the ugly one brother 
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Aw but buddy you gonna owe me 


Bridge 
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Well it turns out old rover's 
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Pretty BFF was having 
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Herself a pretty bad day 
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And I heard that 
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Ugly thing whisper to her 
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She rolled her eyes my way... 
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You know what she said? 
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She said... 

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I'll take the ugly one 
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You get with scotty there 
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Y'all have fun 
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I'll see how long I can stand 
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This neanderthal man 
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Girl he ain't no Brad Pitt 
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I better get to 
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Drinking heavier now 
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Won't have to kiss the fool 
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If I pass out 
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Yeah I'll take the ugly one girl 
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Aw but you better remember this 


Outro 
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Ouch... 
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Well I reckon thats what I get 
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For being a jackass...