Kerching Kerching

Intro: 

C                    G/B              G 
  Why do you move so far, so fast, so fierce? 
              F 
It's just a career 
C                    G/B              G 
  Why do you move so far, so fast, so fierce? 
              F 
It's just a career 
C                 G/B 
  Your Ma and Pa, they passed away 
    G                              F 
And you didn't even hold their hand 
C               G/B 
  Turn to your adorer 
           G                             F 
And she'll tell you how it all went wrong 
C               G/B 
  Turn to your adorer 
           G                             F 
And she'll tell you how it all went wrong 

 
   C                             G/B 
Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching 
          G 
She's the lover you can never leave 
F                          C 
  She tells you you're not good enough, not rich enough 
    G/B 
Not man enough, not fast enough 
    G 
Not you enough, you don't joke enough 
            F 
Because you just do not tak coke enough 

   C                             G/B 
Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching 
          G 
She's the lover you can never leave 
F                          C 
  She tells you you're not good enough, not rich enough 
    G/B 
Not man enough, not fast enough 
    G 
Not you enough, you don't joke enough 
            F 
Because you just do not tak coke enough 

   C                             G/B 
Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching 
          G 
She's the lover you can never leave 
F              C 
  I remember a small boy in a small town 
       G/B 
With a small dog and a shy smile 
      G                 F 
And I wonder what went wrong 
           C 
What went wrong? 
 

 
|(C)     |G/B     |G       |F 

           C 
What went wrong? (kerching, kerching) 
           G/B 
What went wrong? (kerching, kerching) 
           G 
What went wrong? 
           F 
What went wrong? 
 

Outro: 

           C                          G/B 
You need a good straight smack in the head 
                G                F             N.C. 
And, by the way - your beloved - brother i---s dead