G I suggested we be friends, it?s stupid being cordial G Why must I invite acquaintances into my quarters? Em D He smells out of Hollister, he?s dressed in business formal C Em D I should?ve guessed by now G Boys like him, they make moves quick, they couldn?t risk my shelf life G I miss setting expectations higher than my belt line Em D I forget what plain appreciation ever felt like C Em D I say I?ll let him outVerse 1:
C D G Don?t make jokes about how I?ll be in bed C D G When did parents stop teaching respect?Pre-Chorus
C I?m a pessimist, I?m so jaded D G Set a boundary, he?ll invade it C D What is wrong with this generation? G To take no as an invitationG Trial two, I call him ?dude?, I make sure to be forward G I turn on Avengers, then he switches it to horror Em D Told him "I don?t want a lover, just a friend who?s loyal" C Em D That?s when it all goes southVerse 2:
C D G (E) Don?t act like my words aren?t what they seem C D G E Not sorry to bruise your fragile self esteemPre-Chorus
C I?m a pessimist, I?m so jaded D G Set a boundary, he?ll invade it C D What is wrong with this generation? G To take no as an invitationC Hear me clear, don?t be mistaken D G I?m no goal to score with patience C Bargaining provokes my hatred D G My body?s no invitation C D So I?m a pessimist, that?s what my blessing is G E I expect the worst from everybody that I meet C Yeah it?s sweet D G But not a single boy?s disproven meBridge:
C I?m a pessimist, I?m so jaded D G Set a boundary, he?ll invade it C D What is wrong with this generation? G To take no as an invitation Outro C Invitation Invitation D G Saying "no"'s no invitation C Invitation D G Invitation
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