Stupid

Intro 
D 
(No way, no way, no way, no way) 
D 
(No way, no way, no way, no way) 


 
D 
Maybe his phone died on a long drive 
D 
Middle of nowhere 
                                  G 
Stuck on the side of the road, no service 
                         D                      Bm 
No way he'd leave me on "Read" for two weeks on purpose 
A          D 
Maybe he's busy picking flowers 
D 
'Cause he knows my birthday's next month, how sweet 
                 G 
Or he's taking a shower 
                                 Bm            A 
Drafting handwritten letters for hours on hours 
 

 
Em                 D                    G 
Surely his silence isn't him letting me go 
              Em 
And I know he can't read his watch 
  D/F#                     G 
I bet that's why he didn't show, I know 
 

 
       D 
He's a lotta bit pretty and a little dumb 
   G 
He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian" 
    Bm                          A 
And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky 
   G                              A 
He speaks before he thinks, like, most of the time 
            D 
But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here 
       G 
With a girl like me, you don't just disappear 
       Bm                    A 
Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it 
   G                              D 
No way, no way a boy's that stupid 
 

 
D 
What's there to not love? I'm the whole package 
D 
I'm funny and kind and I sing 
                                G 
Plus, I'm humble and most days attractive 
                                                  Bm      A 
So, no text back must mean something terrible has happened 
 

 
Em                 D                    G 
Surely his silence isn't him letting me go 
     Em                            D                              G 
So I check the local paper, making sure his name ain't written in bold, I know 
 

 
       D 
He's a lotta bit pretty and a little dumb 
   G 
He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian" 
    Bm                          A 
And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky 
   G                              A 
He speaks before he thinks, like, most of the time 
            D 
But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here 
       G 
With a girl like me, you don't just disappear 
       Bm                    A 
Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it 
   G 
No way, no way a boy's that stupid  


Instrumental
D    G    D 


 
D                                      G 
No way, he wouldn't do it (He wouldn't do it) 
G 
No way, a boy's that stupid 
Bm         A 
No way, no way 
G          A 
No way, no way 
 

 
       D 
He's a lotta bit pretty and a little dumb 
   G 
He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian" 
    Bm                          A 
And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky 
   G                              A 
He speaks before he thinks, like, most of the time 
            D 
But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here 
       G 
With a girl like me, you don't just disappear 
       Bm                    A 
Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it 
   G 
No way, no way a boy's that stupid 
 

Outro 
D 
(No way, no way, no way, no way) 
G 
(No way, no way, no way, no way)