I Can't Be Counted On

	  		 

Verse:
 
A             D E 
Give me lots of money 
A                  E D     
A house upon a hill 
A                   D E        
Send me pretty women 
A                       E D    
Or threaten me And still  
A                         D E        
I'll come up to your house 
A                           E D    
And attempt to fix your sink 
A                D E        
Do a mediocre job 
A                            E D    
As I'm leaving you will think 


E                  D 
If you're needing something 
     A 
You know that I'll be gone 
E           D               A 
I will not answer when you call 
E                  D   
If you're waiting for me 
       A 
Then you'll be waiting long 
E           D             A 
I can't be counted on at all

 
Verse:

A                    D E        
My eye is on the pork 
A                     E D     
The pork is in the pan 
A                         D E        
If something needs a'doing 
A                              E D     
Well, you know I'm not your man 
A                       D E     
If you're counting on me 
A                         E D     
You know I'll let you down 
A                          D E     
You can't be counting on me 
A                               E D     
'Cause you know I'm just a clown 


E                  D   
If you're waiting for me 
       A 
Then you'll be waiting long 
E           D               A 
I will not answer when you call 
E                 D 
If you're needing something 
     A 
You know that I'll be gone 
E           D            A 
I can't be counted on at all

 
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Verse:
 
A                    D E 
Give me lots of money 
A                  E D     
A house upon a hill 
A                   D E        
Send me pretty women 
A                       E D    
Or threaten me And still  
A                    D E        
My eye is on the pork 
A                     E D     
The pork is in the pan 
A                         D E        
If something needs a'doing 
A                              E D     
Well, you know I'm not your man 


E                 D 
If you're needing something 
    A 
You know that I'll be gone 
E            D              A 
I will not answer when you call 
E                  D   
If you're waiting for me 
      A 
Then you'll be waiting long 
E           D             A 
I can't be counted on at all 
E           D             A 
I can't be counted on at all 
E           D             A 
I can't be counted on at all 
E           D             A 
I can't be counted on at all 
E           D             A 
I can't be counted on at all
 

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