Old Fashioned

 
C                          Am 
Lived on your razor's edge for about a year or so 
F                         G 
I came out seeing things, I came out barely alive 
C                        Am 
And now I roam my room, wince at the thought of you 
F                                     G 
How you caught me and you're probably doing it again 
 

 
    Am 
Oh, right now, in a dive bar, with a girl so pink 
             G 
Tell her you never really do this 
 

 
         G               F                         G 
And you only drink old fashioneds and it's so attractive 
                      Am 
And she's eating it up until the very last call 
                     F                      G 
She thinks you're so magic, it's fucking barbaric 
                     Am                              C 
If I could take your glass, I'd throw it hard at the wall 
                      F               G 
I wish you'd never happened, never happened 
                      Am 
I wish you'd never happened 
 

 
C                     Am 
I kept your promises until they all grew teeth 
F                          G 
Gave me these secret scars I'll probably take to my grave 
C                         Am 
Meanwhile you swan around and hunt the college towns 
F                                                  G 
Are you out there? Bet you're out there and you're doing it again 
 

 
    Am 
Oh, right now, in a jazz club, with a girl who blinks 
             G 
Tell her you never really do this 
 

 
         G               F                        G 
And you only drink old fashioneds and it's so attractive 
                      Am 
And she's eating it up until the very last call 
                     F                      G 
She thinks you're so magic, it's fucking barbaric 
                     Am                              C 
If I could take your glass, I'd throw it hard at the wall 
                      F               G 
I wish you'd never happened, never happened 
                      Am 
I wish you'd never happened 
          F                           G 
Never happened, I wish you'd never happened 
                       Am 
I wish you'd never happened 
 

 
       G 
You'll find her new, barely a wisdom tooth 
             C 
And make her think that you can fly 
              G 
It's all just one pathetic, devastating lie 
 

 
G                     F                               G 
Go drink your old fashioned, you think you're so attractive 
                     Am                        Am 
With your leather jacket and your conman drawl 
                       F                      G 
She thinks you're so magic, I know you're barbaric 
                  Am 
I wish your awful hands had never had me at all 

You are a false 

   F                    G 
Prophet and a fool's promise 
                    Am 
One taste of bitter orange and my skin will crawl 
                       F                          G 
You drink your old fashioned, you have 'em all laughing 
                       Am                              C 
Wish I could take your glass and throw it hard at the wall 
                  F 
I wish you'd never happened