Animal Language

Intro:
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           A 
Miss Riley had a dog 
G                      D 
She used to keep it in her backyard 
                   A 
And when the dog began to bark 
G                   D 
All the neighbors began to shout 
            A 
Then came a stormy night 
G              D 
Miss Riley let her dog out 
                       A 
And when the neighbors found him 'round 
           G                      D 
They put a gun down his mouth and shot him down 
D 
And he went 


       A  G     D 
Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow 
       A  G     D 
Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow 

 
            A        G 
Miss Murphy had a cat 
       D 
On her lap it sat 
              A 
And once in a great big while 
   G                         D 
It looked like that Cheshire cat did smile 
             A 
But often it used to chase 
G             D           G 
Anything that crossed its face 
D              A 
But one day it got so hot 
     G                D 
That Cheshire cat had a blood clot 
D 
And she said 


 
       A   G      D 
Ooohhh-meow, me-meow 
       A   G      D 
Ooohhh-meow, me-meow 


Solo: 
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       Meow 


 
             A 
And then the dog met the cat 
    G                   D 
The dog was hot and the cat was wet 
               A 
Then came some sweaty dude 
   G             D            G D 
He put a board between the two 
          A 
Then they couldn't get at it 
G              D    G 
Got frustrated all about it 
D                    A 
So they did the only thing you could do 
              G 
They took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two 
    E         D 
And they said 



       A  G     D 
Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow 
       A  G          D 
Ooohhh-wow, bow, me, wow 


Outro: 
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