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Cm Eb Hello there, Spencer Cm Ab I see you, you boy, boy Cm Eb I see you, Spencer Cm D With my eyes F E Eb D You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer F E Eb You plan them, and build them on blue paper D And hand them to me Cm Eb And then I dream them, Spencer Cm Ab That's what you do for me Cm Eb Thank you for that, Spencer Cm D You prickGm Bb Gm Bb I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician Bb Gm Am F Ohh-ooh-ooh F E Eb D Avada kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer F E Eb D Avada kedavra to you, SpencerVerse 2:
Cm Eb You think you're something special, Spencer? Cm Ab You think you're something brand new? Cm Eb But you're old oats, Spencer Cm D You're old, dry, stale oats, SpencerF#m D Bm GmGm Bb I'm a magician, Spencer Gm Bb A furious magician Bb Gm Am F Ohh-ooh-ooh-oohBridge:
Eb D You're a tall glass of water, aren't you, Spencer? Eb D Bb Cm D You boy, precious boy Eb D C I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth Eb C For the Federal Reserve Eb C I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer Eb D And I need your teethVerse 3:
Cm Eb I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome Cm Ab But what have you done with it? Cm Eb You think you can mock me, Spencer? Cm D Do you? F E Do you think you can mock me, Spencer? Eb D Do you think you can capture my essence F E And throw it back at me with Eb D Humor and rhetorical devices? Well, you can't, Spencer Cm Eb You don't know what I'm capable of Cm Ab I need your teeth Cm Eb For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer Cm D I'm Ben BernankeInterlude Cm Eb Cm Ab I'll bet you are, pretty little boy Cm Eb Sitting up there in your high chair Cm D Demanding more applesauce Gm Bb Gm Bb Well you've already got enough applesauce, Spencer! Bb Gm A F There's plenty of applesauce on your plate F#m D Bm GmGm Bb I'm a magician, Spencer Gm Bb A furious magician Bb Gm Am F Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo F E Eb D Are you proud of your country? F E Eb D Are you proud of your country?D D D Breakdown D D D Gm Gm Gm You boy, Spencer F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm Spencer... (Spencer... ) (Spencer.) F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm (OH MY GOD!) F# Gm Gm D You tall drink of water SpencerBridge:
Eb D I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips Eb D Bb Cm D You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy Eb D You rambunctious little infant C Eb C Eb My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer C You know what that's like? Eb D D You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?Outro Eb D I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna spank you silly...Gm Bb Gm Bb I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician Bb Gm Am F Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh Gm Bb Gm Bb I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician Bb Gm Magician Am F F#m Magician...
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