1-800 Dump Him

Intro: G    Em    C    D 


 
      G 
Girl don't be so hard on yourself 
       Em 
Those baby blues can burn like hell 
    C                                G     D 
It ain't your fault his mama didn't raise him well 

          G 
He'll gaslight you till your light burns out 
Em 
Build you up just to break you down 
       C                             D 
He'll name you queen just so he can steal your crown 
 

 
           Em 
I've been where you been 
          C 
Don't do what I did 
           G 
I learned the way 
      D 
Babe listen when I say 
 

 
      G 
Boys lie, boys cheat 
    Em 
And everything in between 
     C 
I'm sorry I'm not sorry girl 
     D 
Take it from me 

            G 
Wait for a man who can handle it 
          Em 
Who won't ever make you say what if 
         C                                  D 
Naw and you're too good to make that bed again 

             G 
When you're half drunk dialin' at two am 

Call 1-(800) 
      G    Em    C    D 
Dump him 
 

 
     G 
The first red flag should've been his truck 
          Em 
He don't hold the door don't open up 
      C 
Them 22's might be big 
        D 
But we know what's what 
 

 
           Em 
You might miss him a little 
                      G 
But you're no second fiddle 
          C 
And your love life no but shouldn't be a riddle 
     G 
And God forbid you take one of his initials 
         D 
And you want yours back 
 

 
      G 
Boys lie, boys cheat 
    Em 
And everything in between 
     C 
I'm sorry I'm not sorry girl 
     D 
Take it from me 

            G 
Wait for a man who can handle it 
          Em 
Who won't ever make you say what if 
         C                                  D 
Naw and you're too good to make that bed again 

             G 
When you're half drunk dialin' at two am 

Call 1-(800) 
      G    Em    C 
Dump him 
      D 
Dump him  



{Spoken} 
I'm sorry, your bad decisions can't come to the phone right now. 
Shut off the water and go to bed. 

 
               Em 
And I've been where you been 
          C 
Don't do what I did 
           G 
I learned the hard way 
       D 
Baby, listen when I say 
 

 
      G 
Boys lie, boys cheat 
    Em 
And everything in between 
     C 
I'm sorry I'm not sorry girl 
     D 
Take it from me 

            G 
Wait for a man who can handle it 
          Em 
Who won't ever make you say what if 
      C                                  D 
Naw, you're too good to make that bed again 
 

Outro: 
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When you're half drunk dialin' at two am 

Call 1-(800)