Pretty Pimpin

	  		
Am7 
I woke up this morning 
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Didn't recognize the man in the mirror 
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Then I laughed and I said, "oh silly me, that's just me" 
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Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth 
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But they were my teeth, and I was weightless 
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Just quivering like some leaf 
                         Am7 
Come in the window of a restroom 

I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean 
But it was a monday, no a tuesday 
No wednesday, thursday, friday 
Then saturday came around and I said 
"who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? " 

All he ever wanted was to be someone in life 
That was just like 
All I want is to just have fun 
Live my life like a son of a gun 
If I could be one thousand miles away 
And still me would I stay? 

Then I woke up one morning 
Didn't recognize the man in the mirror 
Then I laughed and I said, "oh silly me, that's just me" 
Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair 
Never was my style 

But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean 
Because it was a monday, no a tuesday 
No wednesday, thursday, friday 
Then saturday came around and I said 
"who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? " 
But he was sporting all my clothes 
I gotta say I'm pretty pimpin' 

All he ever wanted was to be a man 
But he was always a little too cute 
To be admitted under marbles lost 
He was always a thousand miles away 
While still standing in front of your face 

Then he woke up this morning 
Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror 
Then laughed and said, "oh silly me, that's just me" 
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth 
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless 
Just quivering like some leaf 
Come in the window of a restroom 

And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean 
Cause it was a monday, no a tuesday 
No wednesday, thursday, friday 
Then saturday came around and I said 
"who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? " 
But he was sporting all my clothes 
I gotta say pretty pimpin 

I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror 
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror 
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror 
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror 
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror 
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror