Great Crap

	  		  
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Great crap! I stuck my nose in his mouth to smell what he was saying  
and his words were hooked on chocolate strawberry vanilla isophonic charles in charge cards 
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like neopolitan dianetics loaded with implosives and ready to self deconstruct            
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 his aftermath was mustached in the l ron cupboard with the rest of the michael groceries 

E            Am  E               Am 
He is in the air he is everywhere 
E                             Am  E            Am 
He is running in place in space and he is smiling 
E         Am   E            Am 
He is a dream that came to me 
E             Am      E             Am 
Nothing can erase or replace that face 

F          G                   E           Am 
And so I asked him what I was doing in my mind 
    F       G          E       Am 
And he told me not to waste my time 
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What happens to the finder once you've found the find 
       F         G                   E 
We'll play with ourselves til we go blind 

E             Am  E                Am 
He is in my head his chair's on bread 
E                 Am         E                  Am 
He is right said fred and brice beckham at the same time 
E         Am               E                Am 
He's the recipe for the perfect friend for me 
E                   Am                   E                      Am 
Axl rosehips and richard persimmons in a soothing pot of craig tea 
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Gunner half nelson 

F          G             E           Am 
And so I told him I was losing my mind 
         F             G               E               Am 
He said we're in this together now I lose mine all the time 
     F                      G               E               Am 
and The feelings steal the findings if the founders are too kind 
           F         G                    E 
and We'll play with ourselves til we go blind 

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I see you and me and we are sad as sad could eve-r  be 
Am   E   Am     E    Am       E     Am    E    Am   E   Am     E    Am  E   Am  E 
The past is a corpse and the future is a lie and we cry and we cry and then we die 
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Laughing 

     F             G                E                   Am 
Some people that I meet defeat the bounds of space and time 
        F           G                E             Am 
I will be a golden girl and you will be a golden guy 
     F            G                 E           Am 
And if I threw a party and invited everyone I knew 
       F                G                 E       
I will see the biggest gift will be from you 

       F                  G             E                      Am 
We'll reverse all of the peepholes and look the mirror in the eye 
           F                      G                 E            Am 
Then we'll snip and cut brian bonsall and turn him into jasmine guy 
           F                      G         E             Am 
And we'll look up in time to see amy grant sir mix-a-lot the sky 
           F             G              E 
And we'll play with ourselves til we go blind 


E            Am  E               Am 
He is in the air he is everywhere 
E                             Am  E            Am 
He is running in place in space and he is smiling 
E         Am   E            Am 
He is a dream that came to me 
E             Am      E       Am        E         Am         E         Am 
Nothing can erase or replace that face that face that face that face that face