The Wedding List

                Dm       Bb 
No, I'll never give the hunt up 
Gm        D2 
   And I won't muck it up 
Dm      Am/E        Dm      Am/E 
   Somehow this was it, I knew 
Dm        Am/E       Dm       Am/E 
   Maybe fate wants you dead too 
Dm               Am/E          Dm        C 
   We've come together in the very same room 
    Gm          D2 
And I'm coming for you! 



                 Dm    Bb 
Do you think I'd ever let you 
Gm       D2 
   Get away with it, huh? 
Dm      Am/E      Dm     Am/E 
   He swooned in warm maroon 
         Dm          Am/E             Dm          Am/E 
There's gas in your barrel, and I'm flooded with doom 
Dm                Am/E        Dm   C 
   You've made a wake of our honeymoon 
    Gm          D2 
And I'm coming for you! 



Dm          E               Gm7           Dm/F 
All of the headlines said "Passion Crime 
 Dm           Dm/C 
Newly Weds, Groom Shot Dead 
 E                Gm6 
Mystery Man, God Help the Bride 
         Dm   C       D2/C 
She's a wi___dow, all in red 
      Bbmaj7(9)          Gm 
With his red still wet" 



She said 
                             Dm  Bbmaj7(9)/C  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 
I'll put him on the wedding list 
                             Dm  Bbmaj7(9)/C  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 
I'll put him on the wedding list 
                           Dm  Bbmaj7(9)/C  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7(9) 
I'll get him and I will not  miss 

 

                Dm      Bb 
And now, as I'm coming for you 
Gm        D2 
   All I see is Rudi 
Dm        Am/E       Dm        Am/E 
   I die with him, again and again 
    Dm      Am/E    Dm   Am/E 
And I feel good in my revenge 
Dm            Am/E      Dm       C 
   I'm gonna fill your head with lead 
Gm          D2 
I'm coming for you! 

 

                  Dm           Bb 
And when it's all over you'll roll over 
Gm                 D2 
   The butt of my gun 
Dm           Am/E      Dm         Am/E 
One in your belly, and one for Rudi 
     Dm           Am/E        Dm          Am/E 
You got what you gave by the heel of my bootie 
 Dm]        Am/E        Dm      C
Bang bang, out like an old cherootie 
Gm          D2 
I'm coming for you! 



Dm          E               Gm7           Dm/F 
All of the headlines said "Passion Crime 
 Dm           Dm/C 
Newly Weds, Groom Shot Dead 
 E                Gm6 
Mystery Man, God Help the Bride 
         Dm   C       D2/C 
She's a wi___dow, all in red 
      Bbmaj7(9)          Gm 
With his red still wet" 



                                     Dm  Bbmaj7(9)/C  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 
But she sure got him on the wedding list 
                          Dm  Bbmaj7(9)/C  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 
I got him on the wedding list! 
                       Dm    Bbmaj7(9)/C  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 
I got him and I did not  miss 
                             Dm  Bbmaj7(9)/C  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 
I pinned him on the wedding list! 

Final 

Dm        Bbmaj7(9)             Gm7 
   And after she shot the guy 
Dm         Bbmaj7(9)      Gm7 
   She committed suicide 
             Dm 
I'm coming, Rudi! 
             Bbmaj7(9)        Gm7 
And later, when they analysed 
Dm               Bbmaj7(9)         G#m7 
   They found a little one inside 
Dm               Bbmaj7(9)       Gm7 
   It must have been Rudi's  child 
                        Dm 
I shot, shot, shot him honey! 
       Bbmaj7(9)              Gm7 
Never mind, she got the guy 
                    Dm 
He hit the ground, Rudi! 
        Bbmaj7(9)    Gm7  
An eye for an eye 
   ( Dm    Bbmaj7(9)/C   Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 ) 
Ashes   to ashes       to   ashes 
Dm         Bbmaj7(9)    Gm7  
   An eye for an eye 
         ( Dm   Bbmaj7(9)/C    Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 ) 
I hit him,     hit him! 
Dm         Bbmaj7(9)    Gm7  
   An eye for an eye 
      Dm  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 
Rudi! 
      Dm  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 
Rudi! 
( Dm  Bbmaj7(9)/C  Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7 ) 
                        I'm coming, coming, coming, honey! 
Dm                 Dm  Bbmaj7(9)/C 
   An eye for an eye 
Bbmaj7(9)  Gm7(9) 
     Rudi!