Dry Spell

Intro 
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            Em        C 
It's been a real long three-hundred and thirty-five days 
        G          D                  
And the last time, it wasn't good anyway 
       Em      C 
I'm so lonely, lonely with a capital "H" 
                   G               D                         
If you know what I mean, I've been sitting on the washing machine 
 

 
Em 
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed 
C 
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed 
G 
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive 
      D                       
For a late night call, for a real good time 
Em 
Ain't no new notches on my belt 
        C 
And I'm tired of keepin' my hands to myself 
G                              D 
911, it's officially a cry for help 
                          Em 
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep 
 

Interlude 
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Em 
So, tell me, what's a self-respectin' girl to do? 
          G          D                        
I got the bacon, and no one to bring it home to 
       Em               C 
It's a drought out here, waitin' on a storm 
             G              D                     
I think it's time for me to take the bull by the horns 
 

 
Em 
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed 
C 
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed 
G 
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive 
      D                       
For a late night call, for a real good time 
Em 
Ain't no new notches on my belt 
        C 
And I'm tired of keepin' my hands to myself 
G                              D 
911, it's officially a cry for help 
                          Em 
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep 
 

Interlude 
C    G    D   


 
Em 
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed 
C 
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed 
G 
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive 
      D                       
For a late night call, for a real good time 
      Em 
Ain't nobody to roll with in the hay 
      C 
And nobody but the chickens are gettin' laid 
G                              D 
911, it's officially a cry for help 
                          Em 
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep 
 

Outro 
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