Pencil Thin Moustache

	  		  
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Now they're makin' movies in old black and white,  
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With happy endings where nobody fights  
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So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage,  
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Honey jump right up and show your age  
  
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I wish I had a pencil thin moustache, the Boston Blackie kind  
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A two tone Ricky Ricardo jacket,  
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And an autographed picture of Andy Devine  
  
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I remember being buck toothed and skinny,  
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Writing fan letters to Sky's niece Penny  
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Well I wish I had a pencil thin moustache,  
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Then I could solve some mysteries too.  
  
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There's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast,  
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Drinkin' on a fake ID yeah  
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Rama of the jungle was ev ' ry - one's Bwana,  
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But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana  
  
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I wish I had a pencil thin moustache, then I could solve some mysteries too.  
  
PENCIL THIN MOUSTACHE  
  
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There's Flat-Top, Dirty Bop, coppin' a feel,  
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Grubbin' on the living room floor, so sore, yeah  
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Send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge,  
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But all you want to do is learn how to score, yeah  
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Now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear.  
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I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair  
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But I can go to movies and see it all there just the way that it used to be.  
  
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I wish I had a pencil thin moustache, the Boston Blackie kind  
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A two tone Ricky Ricardo jacket, and an autographed picture of Andy  
Devine  
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I could be anyone I wanted to be, the suave Errol Flynn or the sheik of  
Araby  
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If I only had a pencil thin moustache, then I could do some cruisin' too  
yeah  
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Bryl l -  cream a little dab'll do ya     yeah    I could do some cruisin'  
too.