Mental Floss

Intro 
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I'd like to be a jellyfish 

'Cause jellyfish don't pay rent 
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They don't walk and they don't talk 
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With some Euro-trash accent 
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They're just simple protoplasm 

Clear as cellophane 
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They ride the winds of fortune 
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Life without a brain 
 

 
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In one ear and out the other 

Don't you get criss-crossed 
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I recommend you try a little 
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Mental floss 
 

 
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It's the small, small problems 

That keep me so upset 
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And send me seeking shelter 
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Beneath my mosquito net 
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I stay there for hours 

Protected from the night 
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All those insects and vipers 
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And other things that bite 
 

 
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In one ear and out the other 

Don't you get criss-crossed 
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I recommend you try a little 
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Mental floss 
 

 
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I'd like to be a jellyfish 

'Cause jellyfish don't pay rent 
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They don't walk and they don't talk 
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With some Euro-trash accent 
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They're just simple protoplasm 

Clear as cellophane 
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They ride the winds of fortune 
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Life without a brain 
 

 
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In one ear and out the other 

Don't you get criss-crossed 
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I recommend you try a little 
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Mental floss 

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Yes, in one ear and out the other 

Don't you get criss-crossed 
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I recommend you try a little 
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Mental floss 

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