The Midterms

 
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I saw Elon leaving Austin, fat and hunchbacked, strange and pale 
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A half a billion dollar lesson that them Texans ain't for sale 
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The ghost of Lindsey Graham came riding on a seven headed drone 
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Flew right down to the golden golf cart 
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Whispered, "Donald, listen close 
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You can threaten civilizations, kill civilians, and just laugh 
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You can exterminate races, put folks into cages, but you just can't fuck with gas" 
 

 
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Mitch McConnell sat there speechless, but that's kind of his new thing 
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Who would have ever thought Iran would go and change out our regime 
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Ah, the eyeliner was running as JD watched the blue storm 
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He was swearing in the first jihadist to ever want health care reform 
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For that Temu Patton Hegseth crawled to Tennessee and begged 
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But the greatest military defeat in US history had a hold of both his legs 
 

 
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All the tech lords donned their banjos, their suspenders and craft beers 
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As they dusted off their pronouns, seeing that the end was near 
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And they wondered how they'd manage to destroy the planet first 
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They said, "What about China? China's what about us? 
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Always seemed a whole lot worse." 
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And the people said they did it 
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It's a good start sure enough 
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I've had the dream before and my head's still sore 
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But y'all should probably lawyer up 
 

Outro 
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