Prediction Markets

Intro: 
              G 
Have you ever sold your position to lock in a profit 
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on an event contract in a forecast market? 
          C 
Are you a bonafide liquidity provider 
     G 
To a high security clearance thrift shop for insiders? 
D 
Ain't you always wished, ain't you always dreamed 
         C 
That the whole damn world was just a slot machine? 


 
          G 
I'm up on Kalshi, raising hell 
G 
I'm up a Polymarket, as well 
                   C 
Yea, I'm gonna win mine 
             G 
One bet at a time 
 

 
G 
I put a "Yes" on the death of the Ayatollah it was safer 
G 
Than a share of a Coca Cola 
      C 
And a share ain't betting cause the house can't win 
       G 
But no matter who loses they keep raking it in 
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Take your confidential knowledge 
D 
Let it work for you twice 
           C 
Bet on the mission, the men, the second coming of Christ 
 

 
          G 
I'm up on Kalshi, raising hell 
G 
I'm up a Polymarket, as well 
                    C 
Yea, I'm gonna lose mine 
             G 
One bet at a time 
 

 
G 
Take hear you traders you don't go unseen 
G 
Contributing to the making of a "truth machine" 
      C 
Hedge funds ain't buying shares to sway the public opinion 
     G 
Tragedy's a good thing if you can make a commission 
        D 
Is it a revolution of marketing and polling in one 
          C 
Or just a bookie advised by the president's son? 
 

 
          G 
I'm up on Kalshi, raising hell 
G 
I'm up a Polymarket, as well 
                    C 
Yea, I'm gonna lose mine 
             G 
One bet at a time