Willie Got Me Stoned

	  		
D 
Willie got me stoned and took all my money 
G 
I was 50 dollars up and then my mind went funny 
A 
It didn?t really help that I didn?t know the rules of the game 
And it probably didn?t help that I can?t remember my name 

D 
Willie got me stoned and took all of my cash 
G 
One high low split and he kicked my ass 
A 
He gave me knuckles across the table and all my cards went blurry 
And like a puff of smoke all my cash went up in a hurry 

D 
Willie got me stoned and took me for everything I had 
G 
I had to walk home I had no money for a cab 
A 
I didn?t have the heart to ask anybody for a ride 
And nobody in the room looked in any condition to drive 

D 
Willie got me stoned and took away all mine 
G 
He sent me back to the kiddie table, he took away my pride 
A 
Now I?m sitting here with my band again feeling like a joker 
Thinking about how much I really suck at playing poker 

D 
and thinking about my pockets and was Willie the one who broke them 
G 
And would I really take a toke if they rolled Willie up and smoked him 
A 
Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny 
But Willie got me stoned and took all of my.. 

D 
Willie got me stoned and took all my money 
G 
Willie got me stoned and took all my money 
A 
Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny 
                                            D 
But Willie got me stoned and took all of my money