Big Balls

	  		Hayseed Dixie - Big Balls 
 
 
Intro - E - C - E - C - E - C - D - B 
 
 
 
(verse 1) 
E                                 C  
Well I'm upper-upper class high society, 
E                         C  
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety, 
E                                    C 
And my ballrooms always filled the event is never small, 
D                                   B   
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all. 
E                   C#m  
I've got big balls, I've got big balls, 
E                       C#m 
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls, 
E                       C#m 
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, 
    C     C   C   D        A               B 
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,

(verse 2) 
E                                 C 
And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full, 
E                                 C 
And everybody comes and comes again, 
E                                   C 
If your name is one the guest list, no one can take you higher, 
D                       B  
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire, 
E                   C#m  
I've got big balls, I've got big balls, 
E                       C#m 
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls, 
E                       C#m 
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, 
    C     C   C   D        A               B 
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,

(verse 3) 
E                                C/E 
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, 
E                                   C/E 
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best, 
E                             C/E 
My balls are always bouncing, from the left and to the right, 
D/F#                                    B 
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night, 
E                   C#m  
I've got big balls, I've got big balls, 
E                       C#m 
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls, 
E                       C#m 
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, 
    C     C   C   D        A               B 
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,