Intro: G Am G Am, G Am Em D G Am Em D) G Am G D Here comes The Black Horse, there goes The Brown Cow G Am G D Full of ringers of course, thrown up from the plough G Am G D The hoops and the stripes, the halves and the quarters Bm C Eb D The Sunday morning rain, the touchline refrain: G C G C He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because G D G Am (x2) G Am Em D (x2) He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids. G Am G Am It?s Lee?s twenty-first but they?re not coming in G Am G D Because Bruiser McHuge declares them too thin G Am G D Annoyed and upset they head for elsewhere Bm C Eb D They?d normally argue the toss, but besides being boss G C G C He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because G D G Am (x4) Bm C Eb D He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids. G C G D He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds G C G D He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds G C G D He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds G C G D He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds Bm C Eb D His paranoia is absurd ? are you thinking ?bout my bird? G C G C He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because G C Leave it be, let it go; don?t be daft don?t you know, G C Leave it be, let it go; don?t be daft don?t you know G C Leave it be, let it go; don?t be daft don?t you know, G C G C He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids G C G C G C D G He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids.