verse 1 Eb Ab C Ab If I could live to be several hundred Eb Ab C I could take a walk and really wander Ab Bb Really wander Eb Bb Ab F All my ghosts on every sea in every land C Ab Who needs that now? (3x) verse 2 Eb Ab C Ab Have you heard about the heavenly angels (oh ohh oh) Eb Ab C How they came to earth and met some ladies Ab Bb With whom they mated? Eb Bb Ab F And their young became giants every one C Ab Eb F Who needs that now? (3x) bridge Eb I was driving across the valley floor Bb Going past a scene of gore Ab Something that had ended here Eb Bb Then I stopped in at a porno store Eb And I found among the pictures there Bb A vision that was very fair Ab Just a moment from yesteryear Eb Bb All I could do was stare solo (same rhythm and chords as the verse and Chorus) verse 3 Eb Ab C Ab I had a date for the eleventh hour (oh ohh oh) Eb Ab C And we took a tour of The Seven Horrors Ab Bb Plus just one more Eb Bb Ab F Hank the Eighth was a duplicated man C Ab Who needs that now? (3x) Eb The C in this song could be played C minor at times. I heard a live version where it sounded as if Frank was alternating between C major and C minor.