It Aint Me

 
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I wash my truck on Saturdays 'cause 
                                B 
Saturdays the day you wash your truck 
      C# 
And I don't like automated operated 
                             F# 
coin machines where I'll get stuck 
     F# 
So I wash it in the driveway 'cause 
                                    B 
thats my way to save a nickel and a dime 
             C# 
Thats when I noticed Mr. Johnson steppin' 
                          F# 
out to sneak a peek at my backside 

           F# 
Now Kitty Johnson bless her heart she tries 
                                   B 
her hardest just to be the perfect wife 
      C# 
Cooks breakfast lunch and dinner but it 
                         F# 
ain't enough to keep him satisfied 
         F# 
Now I've never said a word to that poor 
                               B 
woman, but I can see it in her eys 
   C# 
If looks could kill then Kitty's got me 
                           F# 
hanging like an apron on a lin 


             B 
But it ain't me 
         F# 
It ain't me 
           C# 
You got it right there's something wrong 
             F# 
but it ain't me 
             B 
No, it ain't me 
         F# 
It ain't me 
         C# 
I'm just working on my tan 
        C# 
I ain't worried 'bout your man 
  C#                          F# 
I understand but dam it ain't me 


 
    F# 
She always talkin' bout' me at her 
                          B 
lady's bible study at the church 
    C# 
She puts me on the prayer list with the 

terrorists, and the drag queens, 
        F# 
and the pervs 
     F# 
Next time she comes a’knocking at my door 
                   B 
to tell me I'm not ladylike 
              C# 
I'll tell her she can kiss my ass or 
                                      F# 
she can keep her creepy husband stuck inside 



             B 
But it ain't me 
         F# 
It ain't me 
           C# 
You got it right there's something wrong 
             F# 
but it ain't me 
             B 
No, it ain't me 
         F# 
It ain't me 
         C# 
I'm just working on my tan 
        C# 
I ain't worried 'bout your man 
  C#                          F# 
I understand but dam it ain't me 
              C# 
Yeah I'm just working on my tan 
        C# 
I ain't worried 'bout your man 
  C#                          F# 
I get it man but dam it ain't me 
         F# 
It ain't me 
         F# 
It ain't me 

The End :)