The Season's Upon Us

	  		

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The season's upon us, it's that time of year 
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Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer 
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There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung 
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There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung 

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There's bells and there's holly, the kids are gung-ho 
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True love finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe 
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Some families are messed up while others are fine 
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If you think yours is crazy... well you should see mine 

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My sisters are wackjobs, I wish I had none 
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Their husbands are losers and so are their sons 
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My nephew's a horrible wise little twit 
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He once gave me a nice gift wrapped box full of shit 

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He likes to pelt carolers with icy snowballs 
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I'd like to take him out back and deck more than the halls 
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With family like this I would have to confess 
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I'd be better off lonely, distraught and depressed 


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The season's upon us, it's that time of year 
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Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer 
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There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung 
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There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung 
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They call this Christmas where I'm from 



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My mom likes to cook push our buttons and prod 
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My brother just brought home another big broad 
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The eye rollin? whispers come loud from the kitchen 
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I'd come home more often if they'd only quit bitchin' 

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Dad on the other hand's a selfish old sod 
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Drinks whiskey alone with my miserable dog 
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Who won't run off fetch sure he couldn't care less 
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He defiled my teddy bear and left me the mess 


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The season's upon us, it's that time of year 
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Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer 
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There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung 
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There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung 
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They call this Christmas where I'm from 



Bridge:
 
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The table's set, we raise a toast 
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The father, son, and the Holy Ghost 
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I'm so glad this day only comes once a year 
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You can keep your opinions, your presents, your happy new year 
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They call this Christmas where I'm from 
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They call this Christmas where I'm from