Drunk On A Plane

	  		
 

 

Intro:  G Cadd9 G Cadd9 

verse 1 

G                         Cadd9 
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon 
G                     Cadd9             
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun 
Em7                     D                  C 
I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7a 
D 
I'm getting drunk on a plane 

verse 2 

G                      Cadd9 
I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy 
G                                 Cadd9 
Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me 
Em7                     D                       C 
Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays 
D 
I'm getting drunk on a plane 



G                           Cadd9 
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party 
Em           Cadd9            G        
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' 
     Cadd9                            Em 
sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my 
          Cadd9 
got a little mile-high flight attention 
G          Cadd9         Em              D             
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may 
           G                 Cadd9                Em 
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain 
              D (let ring out) 
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane 


G  Cadd9  G  Cadd9 

verse 3 

G                              Cadd9 
We had this date marked on the calendar forever 
G                           Cadd9 
We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together 
Em7                         D                            C 
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake 
D 
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane 



G                           Cadd9 
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party 
Em           Cadd9            G        
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' 
     Cadd9                            Em 
sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my 
          Cadd9 
condition got a little mile-high flight attention 
G          Cadd9         Em              D             
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may 
           G                 Cadd9                Em 
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain 
              D  
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane 


verse 4 

G                             Cadd9 
On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class 
G                         Cadd9 
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass 
Em7                            D                      Cadd9 
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass 
D 
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane 

 

G                           Cadd9 
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party 
Em           Cadd9            G        
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' 
     Cadd9                            Em 
sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my 
          Cadd9 
condition got a little mile-high flight attention 
G          Cadd9         Em              D             
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may 
           G                 Cadd9                Em 
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain 
              D                                 G 
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane 


Outro 
Cadd9                       G 
I'm getting drunk on a plane   
Cadd9                   G 
I might be passed out  
Cadd9                   G 
in the baggage claim  
Cadd9           G 
but right now  
Cadd9               G 
I'm drunk on a plane