The Rider

Intro: F#m 


 
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I live a life of outrageous extravagance 
F#m 
From way up here show my talent and elegance 
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I have some weird peccadillos stick 'em on the rider 
F#m 
When I arrive I want some heel-clickers 
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After my doughnut a couple of lip-lickers 
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Moisturise them both then slap 'em on the rider 
 

 
Bm  D      E 
Woe woe is me 
Bm           D             E 
I'll let you know when I'm ready to sing 
Bm D     E 
I can't exist 
Bm    D     C# 
Can't do my thing 
 

 
    F#m 
Without a brace of super hot psycho-ologists 
F#m 
Cover my back with a sincere apologist 
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And where's the Dom I know I wrote it in the rider 
F#m 
Take me up in a private elevator 
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And don't forget to book a bliss appropriator 
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What happened to the last guy check it in the rider 
 

 
Bm  D      E 
Woe woe is me 
Bm            D             E 
IYou'll never know when I'm ready to sing 
Bm D     E 
I can't exist 
Bm    D     C# 
Can't do my thing 
 

Interlude: 
D A/C# Bm F#m G 


 
         Bm            D           G 
Keep 'em waiting while I prefer to stay 
                Bm                D              C# 
Catch a live performance just for me Cirque du Soleil 

Solo: 
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Bm  D      E 
Woe woe is me 
Bm           D             E 
I'll let you know when I'm ready to sing 
Bm D     E 
I can't exist 
Bm    D     C# 
Can't do my thing 
 

Interlude:
D A/C# Bm F#m G 


 
              Bm       D                 G 
Don't call me precious priceless is just fine 
               Bm                D               C# 
I'm worth even more in this here swollen head of mine 
 

Interlude:
F#m 


 
F#m 
Before I dance, get my poddy-macologist 
F#m 
I got bumps now where's my phrenologist 
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I'm off to the Funny Farm it's all there in the rider