Jacques The Cat Part 1

Intro 
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  I know I can't stand you, 
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so why is it that I sill search? 
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I'm not your owner 

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  I know you can't stand me 
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So why is it that you still hide    'cross kitty corners? 

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  I wanna ask how you've been doing 
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Where you've been and where you're going to go, in the future 
 

 
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  So where are you now? 
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And what are you doing? Are you just locked out? 
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  I hope you've been well 
 

 
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  Oh, Jacques the cat, will you send me postcards? 
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Will you send me cool souvenir hats? 
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  Oh, Jacques the cat, I dont care for the reward 
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All I want is for you to come back 
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  I see your face at every place that I do go 
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It's never you. No, never you. No, no, no, why the hell would it be you? 
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  How could I even miss you? You're just some stupid cat. 
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  You're someone's pet, I used to envy them so much 
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I, I never met you, never really knew your name, now it's too late. 
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I can't remember what the colour of your furry bit was 
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  Was it black? Was it white? Maybe orange with some stripes. 
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Well, whatever, I think that it's perfect! 
 

 
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  So where are you now? Maybe you're just six feet under the ground. 
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  I hope you've been well.  Swear I would never tell. 
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  I hope you've been well. 
 

 
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  Oh, Jacques the cat, will you send me postcards? 
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Will you send me cool souvenir hats? 
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  Oh, Jacques the cat, I dont care for the reward 
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All I want is for you to come back 
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  One cat can see so many other fish in the sea. 
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  One cat can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything to me. 
 

Outro 
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I know it's been a while and I'm allergic to cats 
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But I would take my time and allergy pills for you