Best Friend

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  Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex? 
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God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them 
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Only took about a hundred million texts 
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God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist 

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  Everybody knows I love you so, so, so, so much 
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 'Cause every time they ask, I always tell, tell, tell, tell them 

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That's my fucking best friend 
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That's my fucking right hand 
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That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them 
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That's my fucking best friend, best friend 
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That's my fucking best friend, best friend 

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That's my fucking lifeline 
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That's my ride or die, likе 
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That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie 
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Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend 
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Baby, you're my best friend, best friend 

Baby, you're my 

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Ooh-ooooh, ooh-ooh-ooh 

Baby, you're my 

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  Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you 
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If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two 
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  And that shit is gonna end up being true 
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'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you 

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Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 AM? 
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Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge? 
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You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head 
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So when they ask, I've always said 

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That's my fucking best friend 
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That's my fucking right hand 
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That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them 
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That's my fucking best friend, best friend 
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That's my fucking best friend, best friend 

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That's my fucking lifeline 
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That's my ride or die, likе 
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That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie 
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Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend 
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Baby, you're my best friend, best friend 

Baby, you're my 

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Ooh-ooooh, ooh-ooh-oooh 

Baby, you're my 
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Ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh 

Baby, you're my 

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  Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding 
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What? Who? Are you kidding? 
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  Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no, don't respond 
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Don't respond, don't respond 

Baby, you're my 
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   Yeah, I'll be there in ten minutes